The Dear John Tractor is a feet item, only available by purchasing the Farm Pack. The Dear John Tractor gives the Putt Putt Putt mod, which makes the player move at a slower speed than normal, but also causes trees to harvest automatically as the player passes it.
Because of the slow movement, wearing the Cursed Wizard Hat , Mermaid Tail , and the 'Slimed' with this will make you move extremely slowly. There are also other versions of the tractor such as the Harvester and the Harvester Of Sorrows.
- The in-game name is a reference to a farm tractor company called "JOHN DEERE TRACTORS." The tractor itself is almost identical to the ones the company actually makes.
- When harvesting trees, players can't punch.