The Dear John Tractor is a feet item, only available by purchasing the Farm Pack. The Dear John Tractor gives the Putt Putt Putt mod, which makes the player move at a slower speed than normal, but also causes trees to harvest automatically as the player passes it.
Because of the slow movement, wearing the Cursed Wizard Hat, Mermaid Tail, and the 'Slimed' with this will make you move extremely slowly. There are also other versions of the tractor such as the Harvester and the Harvester Of Sorrows.
- The in-game name is a reference to a farm tractor company called "JOHN DEERE TRACTORS." The tractor itself is almost identical to the ones the company actually makes.
- Harvesting a tree with the Dear John Tractor is considered punching the tree. Thus, players cannot punch anything else while harvesting trees.